Category Archives: THE SAUCY SIMPSON GIRLS

Jessica, Ashley, Joe, Tina…you couldn’t write a better sitcom!

Joe Simpson Is A Creepy Dad

Posted on November 12, 2007 by Gheezus

We are treading on some Joe Jackson territory here. And that is scarier then viral jail videos of “Thriller”. You were once a minister Joe Simpson? A holy man pimping out your daughter? I guess it makes sense in this … Continue reading →

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Dont Let A Drunk Girl In the Kitchen

Posted on May 31, 2007 by Gheezus

I kind of dont blame her, did you see the design in that kitchen? Ceramic fruit and birds and pink starbursts on the cabinets? Like, ugh.

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Vanilla Ice Weighs In On Ashlee Simpson’s Career

Posted on April 13, 2007 by Gheezus

I think we’ve all had our doubts. At least Robert Smith has her back.

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Ashlee Simpson Is SO Punk

Posted on April 10, 2007 by Gheezus

You dont throw a bowl of Fruity Loops across a table like that unless you’re seriously irked by something. Complete anarchy!!!

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Jay-Z Wants to Murder Gheez.us (666)

Posted on December 29, 2006 by Gheezus

I gotta a message from Joseph today, told me I should blog this. Well fire’s away here it is= Murder Gheezus? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

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Pieces of Ashlee

Posted on May 1, 2006 by Gheezus

It’s an emotional rollercoaster.

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Ashlee Simpson Arrested!

Posted on April 26, 2006 by Gheezus

First the McDonald’s debacle, now they find crack on her! Will young Hollywood never learn their lesson?

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