Now I know when he was visiting his sister Janet on the set of Different Strokes he was probably brainstorming a few ideas as well.
They’re just the boys that Michael likes to touch, but the kid is not his son!
These people might look like idiots, but only smarties know that Delaware is the first state of rock n roll…..ohkay…..
We are treading on some Joe Jackson territory here. And that is scarier then viral jail videos of “Thriller”. You were once a minister Joe Simpson? A holy man pimping out your daughter? I guess it makes sense in this world.
This makes me want a few painkillers. They seem….fun.
Wow, fame is that important. But you realize, dear parents, YOU wont be famous, and your children will probably spend all of their earnings in blow and gambling in Vegas one wintery night when you’re tucked into your 6 room home about to be repossessed of all the great American dreams. Fun.
Isn’t she lovely? I think David Bowie really wrote his song about her and not a Chinese girl. I mean, you could feasibly confuse Chyna for Mick or Iman.
It sounded like you, and your dad is Oprah.
Happy 4th of July folks. Mr. Stoner enjoys his freedoms with the Brady boys, and he gives them a tip.
Just a waste really.