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Category Archives: RICHARD SIMMONS BURNS!

He’s hard always….maybe way too literally……

Richard Simmons Prays For Paris Hilton

Dont sweat it! Just raise your arms and sweat! To the left, to the left!

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My Chyna Doll

Isn’t she lovely? I think David Bowie really wrote his song about her and not a Chinese girl. I mean, you could feasibly confuse Chyna for Mick or Iman.

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Christy ‘Crystal’ Meth Gone Wild

If you need an illustration on why crystal meth is a waste of time (or a time-winder), here is one.

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Stanford Caffine Meltdown Pt 4

It’s not fair, life’s not fair, it’s just not fair. And there’s never any time!

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Richard Simmons Is A Glass House

And he can not be broken, he’s hard always. Literally….right?

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