Dont sweat it! Just raise your arms and sweat! To the left, to the left!
Category Archives: RICHARD SIMMONS BURNS!
He’s hard always….maybe way too literally……
My Chyna Doll
Isn’t she lovely? I think David Bowie really wrote his song about her and not a Chinese girl. I mean, you could feasibly confuse Chyna for Mick or Iman.
Christy ‘Crystal’ Meth Gone Wild
If you need an illustration on why crystal meth is a waste of time (or a time-winder), here is one.
Stanford Caffine Meltdown Pt 4
It’s not fair, life’s not fair, it’s just not fair. And there’s never any time!
Richard Simmons Is A Glass House
And he can not be broken, he’s hard always. Literally….right?