Category Archives: RICHARD SIMMONS BURNS!

He’s hard always….maybe way too literally……

Richard Simmons Prays For Paris Hilton

Posted on June 5, 2007 by Gheezus

Dont sweat it! Just raise your arms and sweat! To the left, to the left!

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My Chyna Doll

Posted on April 11, 2007 by Gheezus

Isn’t she lovely? I think David Bowie really wrote his song about her and not a Chinese girl. I mean, you could feasibly confuse Chyna for Mick or Iman.

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Christy ‘Crystal’ Meth Gone Wild

Posted on January 23, 2007 by Gheezus

If you need an illustration on why crystal meth is a waste of time (or a time-winder), here is one.

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Stanford Caffine Meltdown Pt 4

Posted on September 14, 2006 by Gheezus

It’s not fair, life’s not fair, it’s just not fair. And there’s never any time!

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Richard Simmons Is A Glass House

Posted on July 31, 2006 by Gheezus

And he can not be broken, he’s hard always. Literally….right?

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