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Tom Cruise Takes Some Roofies

Posted on August 5, 2006 by Gheezus

You just cant think about being Tom Cruise if you are Tom Cruise.

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T Cruise Doing the “Kanye”

Posted on July 20, 2006 by Gheezus

When is a UFO going to beam up Tom? Because it seems like it just gets worse as each day passes.

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Danny Bonaduce And Tom Cruise Discuss The Biz’

Posted on July 13, 2006 by Gheezus

I think he should have stuck to his paper job. That goes for both of them.

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Dont Call Me Retarded!

Posted on June 26, 2006 by Gheezus

That laugh is the chalkboard laugh, yes you know what I mean, wink wink.

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My Wife Will Do As I Say

Posted on June 11, 2006 by Gheezus

Small steps to beaming her into space.

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That Pat Benatar Thing

Posted on May 31, 2006 by Gheezus

She’s got it, and he’s got that Tom Cruise kind of thing.

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We Know Tom is Happy, But Is He Really Gay?

Posted on May 19, 2006 by Gheezus

If he’d just be ‘straight’ out honest with the world, we could all love him more, right?

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Tom Cruise Is A Playboy

Posted on May 5, 2006 by Gheezus

It’s true, you really do have to work with the director. Or the producer if it’s Tom Cruise.

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The Squirt That Started The War Of The Worlds

Posted on April 26, 2006 by Gheezus

You’ve seen it before, but does it ever get old?

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Tom Cruise IS an alien!!!

Posted on April 25, 2006 by Gheezus

If this isn’t proof I dont know what is! No wonder he’s a Sciento.

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