Monthly Archives: April 2007

Let’s Pimp Out Our Children

Posted on April 28, 2007 by Gheezus

Wow, fame is that important. But you realize, dear parents, YOU wont be famous, and your children will probably spend all of their earnings in blow and gambling in Vegas one wintery night when you’re tucked into your 6 room … Continue reading →

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Corey Feldman

Posted on April 26, 2007 by Gheezus

Yes, you can share your bed in a non-sexual way, as long as you’re taking care of business.

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30 Seconds to Mars and Bizarres and Retards

Posted on April 23, 2007 by Gheezus

I have been having alot of weird dreams about 30 Seconds to Mars lately and I dont remotely care about them so it’s bugging me out. Are they really aliens beaming into my dreamsleep? Is Jared Leto really Tom Cruise? … Continue reading →

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Vanilla Ice Weighs In On Ashlee Simpson’s Career

Posted on April 13, 2007 by Gheezus

I think we’ve all had our doubts. At least Robert Smith has her back.

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My Chyna Doll

Posted on April 11, 2007 by Gheezus

Isn’t she lovely? I think David Bowie really wrote his song about her and not a Chinese girl. I mean, you could feasibly confuse Chyna for Mick or Iman.

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Paris Hilton Is A Great Actress

Posted on April 10, 2007 by Gheezus

I see her following in Lindsey Lohan’s footsteps. It’s nice to see other people “exposing” Paris Hilton too, not just Gheez.us or even Paris herself!

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Ashlee Simpson Is SO Punk

Posted on April 10, 2007 by Gheezus

You dont throw a bowl of Fruity Loops across a table like that unless you’re seriously irked by something. Complete anarchy!!!

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Vanilla Ice Screams And Some Brat Cries

Posted on April 9, 2007 by Gheezus

Life aint no box of chocolates and there aint no Forrest Gump.

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