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Monthly Archives: July 2006

Richard Simmons Is A Glass House

And he can not be broken, he’s hard always. Literally….right?

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If I Were David Hasselholf, I’d Be Drunk All The Time Too

Hey, dont knock him! He’s on top of the world! He actually gets to judge people on talent now, on that one show! Can you believe it? Hasselholf is judging “talent”! I’d have an ego too!

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Paris Hilton in “The Hillz”

I only saw about 10 minutes of this movie, and that was enough. Great dialogue though!

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That Zany Full House

Maybe you’ve seen these zany bloopers before? Sure to knock you on your funny bones! (Not really, the bloopers are as funny as the actual show was good.)

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Tom Hanks Has a Bosom (Buddy)

If Billy Joel is your theme music, you know you got a hit! And I wasn’t even ‘pun’in there.

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Steven Tyler Gives Sebastian Bach Some Advice

I cant spit water out of my mouth like that, can you?

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It’s So Much Better On Mute

Ryan Secreast and Nicole Ritchie look better when they aren’t talking.

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Not All Of Corey’s Movies Were Hits

You’re getting a crappy post today because I am working on new stuff. Sorry Corey, but alot of your movies sucked.

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T Cruise Doing the “Kanye”

When is a UFO going to beam up Tom? Because it seems like it just gets worse as each day passes.

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It’s Not Fair! The Music Industry Sucks!

All you are, Cheyanne, is just another brick in the wall.

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